having the shits, some would say...

Well I say...

²ca·thar·tic

 noun \kə-ˈthär-tik\

Definition of CATHARTIC

:  a medicine that causes the bowels to be purged : purgative

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AND THEN THERE IS

foofaraw\FOO-fuh-raw\

 

 

noun

 

1 :	frills and flashy finery
2 :	a disturbance or to-do over a trifle : fuss