Tut tut tut

A three page report on the Colloquiem; now there's the rub.

pettifog \PET-ee-fog\, verb:

1. To bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.
2. To carry on a petty, shifty, or unethical law business.
3. To practice chicanery of any sort.

I am no pettifogger, and neither will I be; I wish not trivialise my life with that sort of thing!