Fracking...

We are fracking in the study, not quite like they frack in the Karoo; it is a tidy messy job, or a messy tidy job.

aesopian \ee-SOH-pee-uhn\, adjective:

1. Conveying meaning by hint, euphemism, innuendo, or the like.
2. Pertaining to, or characteristic of Aesop or his fables.

Well that has nothing to do with Aesop, or any of his cannonies. A good thing to do with your garbage, and certainly not aesopian.