Oh what a beautiful morning !

Today is the great day that we are celebrating my brothers , the Puter Genius of Note 's birthday at the Fat Cactus , a marvelous venue some nearby and not too far distant (Hold me back Captain Kirk)

It is as I am so fallible that I have not been involved in the preparation ; however , where there is a good time to be had , I will be there !

fallible \FAL-uh-bul\, adjective:
1. Liable to make a mistake.
2. Liable to be inaccurate or erroneous.

Words coming out of a wormhole! I know not what is happening...
amanuensis \uh-man-yoo-EN-sis\, noun:
A person employed to take dictation or to copy manuscripts.